Well it all bloody well went down this year didn't it!
Well obvs they had a fabulous start off the year as I became a fan ;D Oh and they umm resealesd this. It made me want to wear a big puffy skirt w/ a leather jacket w/ leather boots w/fishnets. And I also CANNOT say Come On! Without going KAMO KAMO KAMO and having a huge urge to start doing the sideways clappy thingy ma bob.
They also had their first 1# since Aruiteru (OMFG WHERE THE HELL DID HER HEAD GO?!?!??!?!) back in '06 with Shouganai Yume Oibito, which was also my "first" Morning Musume single to be released!
Y'know it was okay. Can't really think of it now...Just have Nanchatte Renai(which should obvs. have a N in the chatte bit but vasser no big deal) stuck in my head!
WHICH WAS ONE OF THE BEST SONGS EVER!!!
It was so freaking catchy and it was the first single I could actually go HEY! LOOK AT THIS HANNAH! LOOK!
I just love it so much! TSUNKU TAKE NOTE BITCH! The outfits! The dance! The hats! The Me Almsot Liking Niigakis Hair! The Du-Du-Du Bit Before The Rap! The Other Bit Before That Bit!
Hawt.
Could have been number #1. Should have been #1. But Tsunku being the big tranny berk that he is thought "OH I NOES! MY LADIEEZ ARENT HAVING GOOD SINGLE SALES...OH LOOK I HAVE GOT THIS PRETTY DECENT SINGLE! I KNOW! I KNOW! LETS REALESE IT AGAINST A WOMAN WHO HAS HAD 35183857237583523573 #1 IN THE LAST SECOND!!!"
Well you tried to make a point dint ta tsunku?
DINT YA?
...
Life Lesson 234# You want a number 1 in japan? Dont realese your single the same week as Ayumi you dumbass.
Which brings us onto...Life Lesson 245# Want to get another #3/2/1 single? Yeah? WELL DON'T GO AND BLOODY GRADUATE THE #2 SOURCE OF INCOME IN YOUR BLOODY AGENCY AND DON'T C**K UP YOUR AMAZING VOCALISTS VOCALS WITH CHIMPUNKS SINGING ABOUT THEIR LUMPS AND HUMPS!!!!
Kimagure Princess. When good vocals+song titles go horribly,horribly wrong.
To be honest I had no f-ing idea which cover to pick since having 1-2 covers is sooooooo...actually I can't remeber. I went for "Aww Man! You f-ing photoshopped me arm off!!!" and Koharu-This is my last single. Thanks. Thanks A Lot.
It got to number #4. Just saying.
2009 was also Momusu's first performance in main land USA! Which I totally didn't care about. Not one bit.
Nope. Pah! Was Yossie there? Was She? HA! Like I'd care!
AND THERE WAS EXTREME SUPER SAD UNHAPPY TIMES!
Koharu graduated.
You've heard the drill.
Tsunku is a biatch.
I kinda like Koharu.
I loved the way she always looked like she was on crack.
And how even after I thought I had seen all the strange crap Japan could throw at me she sang HAPPPIIIII SUNDAIIIIIIIIIIIII!"
Love you crack baby, my 4th favourite member x
Only you can get away with that hat x
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