16:26

WOOOOO 1st YEAR OF BEING A BIG FAT J-POP TART!

Let me spin you a tale. Imagine a girl. With a laptop. It is very late. She likes randomly typing shiz into google. She ends up with a list of cross dressing characters in popular media. She then finds gravitation. In curiousity she watches an episode. Then another. She really bloody loves the music and she soon forgets about the bloody anime and becomes at BIG FAT J-POP TART. She soon remebers a certain little group called Halcali she saw on Adam and Joe go Tokyo! Another amazing trip to google trying to find t-shirts of this group she finds a Wota blog(but she doesn't understand this) and there is pictures of 1st gen morning musume. But she has no idea who they are. But it sticks so when she looks on Wiki list of j-pop artists who does she see? A night babysitting without the mother she discovers the magic of Morning Musume(est Feb-Mar) via You Tube and a hella lot of gooooooooogling

Skip forward 6 months she is doing work experience in a crappy shop called Matalan doing the Jakenpyon with some skinny bird dressed as really crappy gal(...)and crying about how we cannot go see them in America.

Skip forward another 6 months and imagine her sat with her only Hello!Project possesions (A hangry+angry album and a H!P dvd) typing away at the same laptop listening to some birds if mentioned to her 12 months ago she would have snorted at and gone who the fudge is W?

This year has been amazing. I just hope next year will be much better x

17:22

Morning Musume In A Year:2009

Well it all bloody well went down this year didn't it!

Well obvs they had a fabulous start off the year as I became a fan ;D Oh and they umm resealesd this. It made me want to wear a big puffy skirt w/ a leather jacket w/ leather boots w/fishnets. And I also CANNOT say Come On! Without going KAMO KAMO KAMO and having a huge urge to start doing the sideways clappy thingy ma bob.


They also had their first 1# since Aruiteru (OMFG WHERE THE HELL DID HER HEAD GO?!?!??!?!)  back in '06 with Shouganai Yume Oibito, which was also my "first" Morning Musume single to be released!



Y'know it was okay. Can't really think of it now...Just have Nanchatte Renai(which should obvs. have a N in the chatte bit but vasser no big deal) stuck in my head!
WHICH WAS ONE OF THE BEST SONGS EVER!!!

It was so freaking catchy and it was the first single I could actually go HEY! LOOK AT THIS HANNAH! LOOK!
I just love it so much! TSUNKU TAKE NOTE BITCH! The outfits! The dance! The hats! The Me Almsot Liking Niigakis Hair! The Du-Du-Du Bit Before The Rap! The Other Bit Before That Bit!
Hawt.
Could have been number #1. Should have been #1. But Tsunku being the big tranny berk that he is thought "OH I NOES! MY LADIEEZ ARENT HAVING GOOD SINGLE SALES...OH LOOK I HAVE GOT THIS PRETTY DECENT SINGLE! I KNOW! I KNOW! LETS REALESE IT AGAINST A WOMAN WHO HAS HAD 35183857237583523573 #1 IN THE LAST SECOND!!!"
Well you tried to make a point dint ta tsunku?
DINT YA?
...
Life Lesson 234# You want a number 1 in japan? Dont realese your single the same week as Ayumi you dumbass.

Which brings us onto...Life Lesson 245# Want to get another #3/2/1 single? Yeah? WELL DON'T GO AND BLOODY GRADUATE THE #2 SOURCE OF INCOME IN YOUR BLOODY AGENCY AND DON'T C**K UP YOUR AMAZING VOCALISTS VOCALS WITH CHIMPUNKS SINGING ABOUT THEIR LUMPS AND HUMPS!!!!

Kimagure Princess. When good vocals+song titles go horribly,horribly wrong.

 

To be honest I had no f-ing idea which cover to pick since having 1-2 covers is sooooooo...actually I can't remeber. I went for "Aww Man! You f-ing photoshopped me arm off!!!" and Koharu-This is my last single. Thanks. Thanks A Lot.

It got to number #4. Just saying.

2009 was also Momusu's first performance in main land USA! Which I totally didn't care about. Not one bit.

Nope. Pah! Was Yossie there? Was She? HA! Like I'd care!

AND THERE WAS EXTREME SUPER SAD UNHAPPY TIMES!
Koharu graduated.
You've heard the drill.
Tsunku is a biatch.
I kinda like Koharu.
I loved the way she always looked like she was on crack.
And how even after I thought I had seen all the strange crap Japan could throw at me she sang HAPPPIIIII SUNDAIIIIIIIIIIIII!"
Love you crack baby, my 4th favourite member x

Only you can get away with that hat x

16:46

Im So Sorry Blogspot, BUT IM BAAAAAAAAAAAACK

I have been so very very bad. I ignored the blog. Im sorry.
I had mega loads of mocks,birthdays,stressed mothers,NO INTERNET and blargh BUT NOW IM FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE I CAN SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING AND DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCE AND WRITE CRAP THAT NO-ONE WILL REAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD!!!
So I have some awesome plans of how this is gonna go down!
  • Imma gonna do some smokin hawt list
  • Imma gonna write about this year
  • Imma gonna do a REVEIW of the this year
  • Imma gonna PIC SPAM THIS FREAKING BLOG WITH YOSSIE,MAKoTO,AIKA AND LINLIN!
  • Imma gonna write some shiz about stuff
  • IMMA GONNA SHOW YOU HOW IMMA GONNA BEAT THE SHIZ OUT OF BECKII CRUEL!
To Be Continued...

(well after the gratious OMFG YOSSIE AND MAKOTO ARE AWESOME pic)