Unexpected Hair Cut!

WOAH!

Nozomi Tsuji Has Got Her Hair Cut!

Yeah,yeah I'm doing a post about hair cuts SHH!!

I'm really shocked!

She was a GAL MAMA with BOWS OF DOOM and that MENTAL PLAIT thing!

 

I does look really good! And not at all similar to mine NO WAY!

IT IS SO SHINY!

And I suppose I might be able to copy her FREAKING HUGE BOWS now?

 

Nozomi Tsuji...2010...WITH THE BABY WHO HAS NO FACE D:

My Top 10 H!P (Current) Idols of 2009!

I would do this list for Morning Musume but...there is only 8 of them now D=

So...well....HERE WE GO!

10. Fukuda Kanon

I've kinda had my eyes on her for abit(not like that)...her name always just catched my eye and there is something just extremley strange about her face. I mean that in a good way honest! She just has sooo many different looks! One minute she's Kago Ai, the next she's Kamei Eiri, oh wait now she is being terribly CUTE, sorry one moment I almost think I can describe it...Ish.

She looks way too cute but there is just something behind that smile like argh. Can't describe it.

THERE LOOK! IN HER EYES! LOOK!

And she also wins EXTRA FREAKING CUTE POINTS FOR THIS===http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lOy20Fho7p4

Oh to be honest shes just entered my list this last 10 min cos I realised that I dont frikkin know anyone else...bummer.

9.  Hirano Tomomi

I have not a fudging clue who the hell she is. Apparantly she became an egg this year. She is a bloody old egg!!! 25!!! No offence luvvie. And she kinda looks like a haunted egg.

8. SHEN SHEN!!!!!!!!!

Uber cute. Uber good voice. Nuff said. Oh and I don't like her hair extensions.

7. Kikkawa Yuu

Oh gaawd no offence Koharu love but well...your vocals...weren't exactly your...strong point in Milky Way where they? BLOODY GOOD JOB FOR KIKKAWAAAAAA YUUUUUUUUUUU!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5x3PQlHA_7Y The opening is SOOO BEATIFUL!!!

Okay this is where I actually kinda DO NOT LIKE AIKA Yuu-chan has such a better voice and JUST LOOK AT HER! SHE IS ACTUALLY GONNA EXPLODE WITH HAPPINESS!!!

Sorry I kinda got lost in some whimsical thought process about auditions and what not. Gawd what the fudge have I signed on to...

6. Shimizu Saki

I have no frikkin idea why she is here. I don't think I have EVER heard her voice properly. My judgements are that she is the oldest. She doesn't have a photobook. And yesh.

hur hur

~INTERLUDE~ I'm watching The Morning Musume Love Audition 21 and it's really messing with me head! What about all those girls who didn't get in?!? Did Momusu really want more members?!? ARGH MORAL DILEMAAAAAAA~

Better start putting some of these bloody Morning Musume People in ant I? Even though I don't wanna...

5. Natsuyaki Miyabi

Well...we have the same hair cut

4. Steve

What do you mean you've NEVER heard of Steve?

What is wrong with you?

I should have a picture of Steve...

But you know Steve is kinds too amazing for pictures so...

3. This bird

MORI SAKI

She looks like Aika-Chan

And Has HUGE Hands!

And Is Kinda Creepy!

 

2.Suudoouu Maasaa

Shes got lots of vowels in her name,and I think she wants something from me. I don't know what.

Its kinda scary but soothing in the same way.

And Well...THE GIRL DONT GET SOME GOOD OUTFIT CHOICES NO NO NO!

 

1...

Bet you can't wait to see who I have drunkly/tiredly picked to be the QUEEN OF ALL THAT IS HELLO PROJECT THAT DOESNT COUNT MORNING MUSUME BECAUSE THATS FOR ANOTHER LIST!

It's The Terrifying Robot Queen Herself Who Found Her Way Into My Heart Through Various Blogs Fapping About Her OH SO SEXAAAY 15 YEAR OLD SKIN ITSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

 

SUGAYAYAYA RISAKOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Now I've Written A Little Song For Y'All

Tra la la This Is A Song For RISAKO RISAKO 

 

Oh CRAP SHE LOOKS LIKE FUKUDA FUKUDA!!

 

BUT DO NOT WORRY DEARS!

SHE HAS A WATER GUN!

YOURE GOING TO HELL FOR THINKING ABOUT THAT ONE! (THAT ONE!)

  

AND THAT ONE!

 

AND ALSO THAT ONE!

 

HOW COULD I FORGET THAT ONE!!!

 

BUT I BET YOU DIDN'T THINK ABOUT THAT ONE!!!

HAAAA

Oh wait

Someone people might do...

Thats DIRTY!

HAPPY NEW YEAR BITCHES!!!

WOOOOO 1st YEAR OF BEING A BIG FAT J-POP TART!

Let me spin you a tale. Imagine a girl. With a laptop. It is very late. She likes randomly typing shiz into google. She ends up with a list of cross dressing characters in popular media. She then finds gravitation. In curiousity she watches an episode. Then another. She really bloody loves the music and she soon forgets about the bloody anime and becomes at BIG FAT J-POP TART. She soon remebers a certain little group called Halcali she saw on Adam and Joe go Tokyo! Another amazing trip to google trying to find t-shirts of this group she finds a Wota blog(but she doesn't understand this) and there is pictures of 1st gen morning musume. But she has no idea who they are. But it sticks so when she looks on Wiki list of j-pop artists who does she see? A night babysitting without the mother she discovers the magic of Morning Musume(est Feb-Mar) via You Tube and a hella lot of gooooooooogling

Skip forward 6 months she is doing work experience in a crappy shop called Matalan doing the Jakenpyon with some skinny bird dressed as really crappy gal(...)and crying about how we cannot go see them in America.

Skip forward another 6 months and imagine her sat with her only Hello!Project possesions (A hangry+angry album and a H!P dvd) typing away at the same laptop listening to some birds if mentioned to her 12 months ago she would have snorted at and gone who the fudge is W?

This year has been amazing. I just hope next year will be much better x

Morning Musume In A Year:2009

Well it all bloody well went down this year didn't it!

Well obvs they had a fabulous start off the year as I became a fan ;D Oh and they umm resealesd this. It made me want to wear a big puffy skirt w/ a leather jacket w/ leather boots w/fishnets. And I also CANNOT say Come On! Without going KAMO KAMO KAMO and having a huge urge to start doing the sideways clappy thingy ma bob.

They also had their first 1# since Aruiteru (OMFG WHERE THE HELL DID HER HEAD GO?!?!??!?!)  back in '06 with Shouganai Yume Oibito, which was also my "first" Morning Musume single to be released!

Y'know it was okay. Can't really think of it now...Just have Nanchatte Renai(which should obvs. have a N in the chatte bit but vasser no big deal) stuck in my head!

WHICH WAS ONE OF THE BEST SONGS EVER!!!

It was so freaking catchy and it was the first single I could actually go HEY! LOOK AT THIS HANNAH! LOOK!

I just love it so much! TSUNKU TAKE NOTE BITCH! The outfits! The dance! The hats! The Me Almsot Liking Niigakis Hair! The Du-Du-Du Bit Before The Rap! The Other Bit Before That Bit!

Hawt.

Could have been number #1. Should have been #1. But Tsunku being the big tranny berk that he is thought "OH I NOES! MY LADIEEZ ARENT HAVING GOOD SINGLE SALES...OH LOOK I HAVE GOT THIS PRETTY DECENT SINGLE! I KNOW! I KNOW! LETS REALESE IT AGAINST A WOMAN WHO HAS HAD 35183857237583523573 #1 IN THE LAST SECOND!!!"

Well you tried to make a point dint ta tsunku?

DINT YA?

...

Life Lesson 234# You want a number 1 in japan? Dont realese your single the same week as Ayumi you dumbass.

Which brings us onto...Life Lesson 245# Want to get another #3/2/1 single? Yeah? WELL DON'T GO AND BLOODY GRADUATE THE #2 SOURCE OF INCOME IN YOUR BLOODY AGENCY AND DON'T C**K UP YOUR AMAZING VOCALISTS VOCALS WITH CHIMPUNKS SINGING ABOUT THEIR LUMPS AND HUMPS!!!!

Kimagure Princess. When good vocals+song titles go horribly,horribly wrong.

 

To be honest I had no f-ing idea which cover to pick since having 1-2 covers is sooooooo...actually I can't remeber. I went for "Aww Man! You f-ing photoshopped me arm off!!!" and Koharu-This is my last single. Thanks. Thanks A Lot.

It got to number #4. Just saying.

2009 was also Momusu's first performance in main land USA! Which I totally didn't care about. Not one bit.

Nope. Pah! Was Yossie there? Was She? HA! Like I'd care!

AND THERE WAS EXTREME SUPER SAD UNHAPPY TIMES!

Koharu graduated.

You've heard the drill.

Tsunku is a biatch.

I kinda like Koharu.

I loved the way she always looked like she was on crack.

And how even after I thought I had seen all the strange crap Japan could throw at me she sang HAPPPIIIII SUNDAIIIIIIIIIIIII!"

Love you crack baby, my 4th favourite member x

Only you can get away with that hat x

Im So Sorry Blogspot, BUT IM BAAAAAAAAAAAACK

I have been so very very bad. I ignored the blog. Im sorry.

I had mega loads of mocks,birthdays,stressed mothers,NO INTERNET and blargh BUT NOW IM FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE I CAN SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING AND DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCE AND WRITE CRAP THAT NO-ONE WILL REAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD!!!

So I have some awesome plans of how this is gonna go down!

• Imma gonna do some smokin hawt list
• Imma gonna write about this year
• Imma gonna do a REVEIW of the this year
• Imma gonna PIC SPAM THIS FREAKING BLOG WITH YOSSIE,MAKoTO,AIKA AND LINLIN!
• Imma gonna write some shiz about stuff
• IMMA GONNA SHOW YOU HOW IMMA GONNA BEAT THE SHIZ OUT OF BECKII CRUEL!

To Be Continued...

(well after the gratious OMFG YOSSIE AND MAKOTO ARE AWESOME pic)

Terribly Sorry/ Hello Project Graduation Concert / Discovering Berryz

Stupidly enough I thought the moment I began this blog I would get millions of views and shizz. WRONG.

So yes I gave up. But I was talking to my media teacher about blogs and I mentioned how I had one but gave up after no-one looked then he told me an amazing nugget of knowledge.

Well of course no one is going to look at your blog if you don't have anything on it you moron! - Mr L-2009

So I WILL CONTINUE MY MISSION TO umm TELL THE INTERNET ABOUT STUFF! YEAH!

OH AND MAJOR MAJOR EXCITMENT

This loverly DVD came through my door last week...

HELLO PROJECT 2009 WINTER-

WONDERFUL HEARTS

ELDER CLUB-THANK YOU FOR THE LOVE

YEAH YEAH I KNOW 2 DISCS!

I have watched the graduation concert but not the actually one yet ( I'm under a oath from the only friend I have who accepts my crazy mind that I will watch it with her! ) But here's what I got from it.

• I did a little cry when they all sang "I WISH"
• I did feel a little bad when I couldn't recognise peoples
• WTF WERE MELON KINEBI WEARING???
• Yossie is the most god damn amazing human in the entire world
• Mari singing along to everything is really cute
• I don't like natsumi abe. Her voice. It's like having a really sexy cheese grater raping my ears.

Oh and I have decided that to prepare myself for any graduations from groups (koharu isn't leaving btw) I actually need to KNOW WHO THEY ARE so I am going to do some pretty tough learnings on berryz and c-ute. Oh woe is the wota!

Kago Ai Vs FRIDAY

So as I am still in denial over Koharu (and will refuse to believe it until about May 2010) I am doing everything I can to take my mind of it! YAY! So let's think about WHAT HAPPENDS WHEN IDOLS LEAVE...

As we all know Miss Kago decided that smoking was fun and then smoking and bumping uglies with men while of suspension for smoking was even more fun! She disappeared for abit. Came back. Had some pretty shocking interviews which discussed her suicide attempts, brought out a book and a single which I actually cried when I heard it because it is just so bloody amazing. ANYWAY she also decides that y'know those photo books she used to do when the world was full of ponytails and long bangs (WTF IM ENGLISH. ENGLISH PEOPLE SAY FRINGES YOU IDIOIT!!!) Well LETS DO ONE NEEEEEKID.

And she did.

And I saw.

And I really really really don't think it was a good move for her. It feels like she’s taken all this work to get back in showbiz then just looks like a tramp (a very sexy tramp) in some wank photo book!

Urgh.

AND NOW THERE IS ANOTHER ONE.

I actually had hope for this with the title as Kago Ai Vs Friday (Friday is the magazine that kinda went OH LOOK KAGO IS SMOOOOKING) I thought, oh yeah! You go girl! You show that magazine!

Well she kinda did

When I said "show them" I didn’t mean like this...

I freaking love her outfit in this. And the fact she's attacking the Friday "offices"

There are actually a lot of shots with her short hair and THEY'RE ONLY SLIGHTLY PORNOGRAFIC! But yeah, short hair looks hawt on her

Made me think of "Get up Rapper" sad times...

And the comment she made about Maris photo book as well XD

And all the photos kinda go like this for a while...her being a little bit neekid or her being a lot neekid

UNTIL THIS

OMG! CLOTHES! HAIR! BANGS! NO BOOBIES! YAY! YAY! YAY!

Then this was on the next page

Hey Frank n Further Kago. You shouldn't really dress like that in fields. People might get the wrong impression.

Gosh. That really happened. Y'know I am really not sure why I find it soo shocking. Practically all the girls in H! P has a photo book were they're in a bikini/doing a sexual pose/both. Why is it so shocking when Kago does it? Is it just me? Or maybe because she never really did things like that ("YEAH REINA!!")

Or maybe I am still in denial over her as well

But honestly I do think it is a HUGE step up from the previous ones she has done. The settings/costumes/make-up are all amazing. She looks amazing. And if she is happy doing this, then i'm happy!